If you missed the first post on Cool Twitter Bio's, you can check that out HERE.
Ahhh, Twitter! What's not to like about a social media site that allows you to tell the world what you're up to in 140 characters or less? It's cool, it's fun, and it's a great way to connect with people from around the world that you would otherwise never have the opportunity to know. Sweet, huh?
But today, we're talking about the awesomeness that can be your twitter bio. My twitter bio is pretty blah, but it gets the job done. You can click on the bird above and take a look, but honestly, I could have done better, and here are several examples of people who have done just that.
If you're not sure what to write, but still want to be funny and somewhat clever, you can always go this route:
@josh_deforest Typical short, quirky, funny twitter bio....
@rogerelion (insert your favorite clever funny or deep and meaningful twitter bio here)
@danii_kero You know what's funny about my bio? It says absolutely nothing but you can't stop reading it and you just lost 4 seconds of your life. You're welcome ^.^
Though fun, the above examples aren't as interesting or quirky as some others, but still, they are an option if you just don't know what to write.
But now, it's time to dive into some really clever, somewhat disturbing, and often times belly-grabbing bios. Deciding whether these are brilliant or bizarre, I will leave up to you to decide.
@NiallOfficial i like climbing trees ! NOW! KETCHUP
@EightStuff Unpaid intern at ETOS Chinatown. Tweeting for college credit and scraps of rat meat.
@babytink10 I've always loved being on social media and seeing what my least favorite people are doing.
@jordamned Working and sandwich making fool
@SAJtDL Petting the cat.
@danhowellester here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck, (proof that i am bad @ bios.)
@alaamzyn I'm awfully strange but people ask me for financial advice
@___k_elvin Is this bio alive?*pokes it with a stick* I don't care who you are if you're funny I am following the hell out of you.
@VicBecerra I'm pretty much awesome. Well that was anti-climatic. Let's make this bio better. I'm a dancer, I take photos, I try to be funny and eat. In that order.
@laurenannbishop Tech nerd, cycling nut, cat lover, festival freak, pea addict, nature geek, hi-tops enthusiast, VW fan, tallish person. Occasional bear.
@ariannamartinez My whole life is a booger bubble.
@Magpie_n_peas I have been called The Best Teacher Ever, but only by a couple of 6 year olds, none of my colleagues or peers! I have a great family and a shelf full of gin.
@pokegoth i dont wanna like olives
@LucyCunningham2 **loading the most hilarious and original bio you will ever read** _____20%______________________
@MatthewFerrell I came up with a few funny bios but when I showed them to my wife she called me a poser so now all you get is this.. Hi my name is matt.
@MediaObsessed I know what really matters in life: TV and cheap take out.
@shelbychayes Protected Tweets and I said STEVE it's not okra season
@KevinSussman My toes are weirdly shaped. What else.. i think i might be allergic to gluten. And I just can't get into Game Of Thrones, I know, I know, what's wrong with me..
@jodhiay I write about weird stuff, death, and insurance. Not necessarily in that order.
@BrianGlidewell Writer/Performer/Comedy-type. Way into baby carrots and sleeping. I look like the villain in an 80s ski movie.
@druidDUDE I love cake, late night twittering, Kanye and claiming wimbledon stars as relatives
@ChanceChapman4 we are all beautiful, beautiful butterflies, that occasionally murder each other
And to top it all off...
@Dmannrepeller Does anyone seriously still look at twitter that i have to have a funny bio for it?
Now go out and create a bio to be remembered. Oh, and don't make up crap, be true to yourself... unless yourself is boring, then make up crap.