Since very few of you want to try your hand at the cowboy lingo, (even though I see ya lurking in the shadows) I thought why not play another game just for kicks. Unfortunately, there will be no prizes. Bummer, but that's just the way it is. Sorry.
This is purely for entertainment purposes and primarily because I'm doing everything in my power to procrastinate the act of editing my novel. Editing sucks and playing games is much more fun.
So here is your first "What if?" challenge question (taken directly from the What if? app on my iPhone, so it's all legit):
"If you had to lick one floor of one room in your house, which would it be?"
Wow! Yikes, I don't know that I'd like to lick any of the floors in my house. The person who cleans my house (me) doesn't do a great job. She should totally be fired.
I will answer first. Not my kids' bathroom. No way. Not even for a million bucks. Not my teenager's room--that's nasty. My kitchen floor could be tasty, but I think my best bet would be the sitting room/front room of my house. I'm looking at it right now and it looks pretty safe to lick.
Okay, your turn. Which floor of your room would you lick?