Dear Blog Gods,
Help. It’s Monday afternoon (late afternoon) and I should have written a blog by now. It’s kind of expected. I own a blog after all.
But I’ve got nothing. My mind is nothing but mushy mush—nothing intelligent going on, well, nothing blog worthy anyway. I mean, who cares that I spent the morning running my 14 year old boy to the shoe store and walked out with a pair of DC’s in size twelve? To me, that is a big deal. And kind of funny—short kid, ginormous feet.
I also did the dishes. Just typing that caused me to bore myself.
I haven’t done any editing or writing lately. I’m stuck. Who wants to hear about THAT again? No one.
I actually went on twitter and asked for help. Should I write something funny or something serious? Everyone said write something funny. One guy said to write about pygmy goats.
So now, all I can think about are pygmy goats. I went on YouTube, saw some videos (see below) and now I want one. Thanks a lot guy on twitter. So besides looking on Craigslist for a pygmy goat, I still have nothing to blog about.
So Blog Gods, strike me with some inspiration, push a thought into my brain. What can I tell my peeps to encourage them to write and edit and all that other stuff that comes with being an author?
I will close my eyes and wait for the Blog Gods to send me an idea. *Five seconds of silence please*
Hee,hee,hee . . . pygmy goats! Good stuff. So funny and cute.
Okay, it appears I’ve got nothing, guys. The Blog Gods are thinking about pygmy goats now, too.
I like writing. I like pygmy goats. Both are fun. Both are needed for entertainment purposes. Be like the pygmy goat—go out there and entertain the people with your words.
See Blog Gods, see what crap I spew when left on my own? Thanks a bunch.
I’ll try again later,
(Enjoy the video)