_Grumpy Bulldog is hosting the BAH HUMBUG blogfest where we list 12 things about this merry holiday season that annoys us. Boy, do I have a few. (Note: I do love Christmas. I do. But there are some aspects of the holiday that drive me bonkers. So let's dive in). Reason #12: Family Christmas letters. I'd get those in a card from a few relatives or friends and feel like crap. My family did NOTHING cool this year. We are boring. Thanks for telling me how awesome your family is and how non-awesome mine is. AND, I don't care about your dog's surgery or how Uncle Fred had a prostate exam. I don't need to know these things. OH, and these type of letters shouldn't be more than a page long at most. So stop it with the multi-page letter. I won't read it. _ Reason #11: To go along with that, Christmas cards. I LOVE receiving them. It makes me feel special. But I HATE having to write out Christmas cards and mail them. It's gotten to the point in which my dear husband is the one to pick up the cards and envelopes and stamps. If his side of the family wants a card, he has to do this task himself. My poor family, on the other hand, may get a card every other year or so. It depends on my mood. I hate having to search for addresses and licking envelops is gross. Reason #10: I hate strings of Christmas lights. I mean I love the cheery glow and ambiance feel they provide. But I hate it when you get all the lights up on the tree, get the sucker decorated and beautiful, and then two days later a whole string of lights go out. Poop. This year, I left the dead string on the tree. I didn't care. So we have one section of tree that is not lit up. I wasn't about to yank all the ornaments and ribbons off the tree to redecorate. Nope. Reason #9: Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. This movie scared me as a child. I still don't like it. Weird animation and the abominable snowman made me hate this weird movie. I don't watch it anymore. I refuse. Reason #8: I don't like this movie either. Same reason as #9. Reason #7: I went into Target this year on Halloween day to pick up something for my son's costume that he was missing. It wasn't even noon yet and the staff had cleared off most of the Halloween shelves and was putting up Christmas decorations. Christmas music was playing over the speakers. Christmas comes to early. Reason #6: I don't like cold weather. I really don't like snow--shoveling it or driving in it. Bluck. Snow. I have a super steep driveway (I know, my own fault) and if even a smidge of snow falls, I can't drive up or down it without shoveling and throwing down salt. It's death defying as well. Reason #5: The bell ringers. They are at every store I go to. They look at me like a loser for not dropping money in their bucket. I can't put money in that bucket every time I go to the store. That adds up. So I don't make eye contact. Reason #4: Christmas caroling. I don't like walking around the neighborhood, in the cold, singing. This is not fun for me. Yet, someone always wants to do it and thinks it would cheer up the widows. It would cheer them up. I know. But I'd rather take them a plate of cookies. Reason #3: Buyers remorse. Why, oh why, did I buy the set of drums for my 3 yr old? Why did I think that was a good idea? Shoot me now. Reason #2: Crappy gifts. I tend to get them. I've even been known to give a few (unintentional--I think I'm awesome). See my blog post where I received my worst Christmas gift ever from MY SECRET LOVER no less. Reason #1: Spending money I do not have to buy things no one really needs anyway. Then spending the NEW YEAR paying off my credit cards. Such joy! What drives you nuts about the holidays?
12 Comments
12/15/2011 01:08:45 am
Those are good reasons, except for Rudolph. Instead of licking envelopes you could always get an envelope sealer. Staples has them for less than $5 and other office supply stores are probably the same.
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12/15/2011 01:25:18 am
Yeah, don't read Grumpy's book then, it's a total knockoff of Rudolph. Some of yours were pretty good. Like Frosty, never liked that one either, although it is probably my favorite Christmas song.
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Erin
12/15/2011 01:55:09 am
#7 all the way. People think it's so fabulous to see all that crap. I actually saw an aisle of Christmas well before Halloween, second week of October I believe. I still have not gone back to that store!
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12/15/2011 03:14:01 am
Oh, I know all about those horrible useless gifts. I try to get useful things, and try to be creative, but it gets more difficult each year.
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12/15/2011 03:37:03 am
#3 - so true. It also bugs me how they advertise toys with kids who are older than the age range that the toy is appropriate for (Twelve-year-old girls with My Little Ponies). My niece would freak if it wasn't an i-somethingorother. :)
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12/15/2011 02:11:26 pm
Oh, man. I avoid making eye contact with those bell ringers too. I feel like a jerk if I say hi and don't put money in their little bucket. And That Abominable Snowman on that Rudolph show scarred me for life. Sort of like E.T. Yes, yes, I know. Everyone loves that show. Hate it! HATE IT! Not sure how I went off on that, but whatevs.
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12/16/2011 12:12:34 am
Great list Angela. I find it a little funny that you can watch American Horror Story, yet, Rudolph scares you.
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12/16/2011 03:36:36 am
Uncle Fred had a prostate exam? I hope he didn't go to Dr. Neelee Boomboss. After I went to that guy for a prostate exam, I had to change my phone number.
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12/16/2011 06:20:42 am
Okay, we have to have a little chat about Rudolph, which is the best Christmas movie ever made. My daughter-in-law used to hate it, but we tied her down and made her watch it repeatedly before she could marry my son. The Bumble is my hero, especially when he puts the star on top of the tree at the end. Of course, I could do without the archaic gender references such as "we must get the women back to Christmas town," but what are you going to do?
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12/17/2011 04:32:49 am
Great list, totally agree! My childhood scary was Walt Disney's Fantasia. The Scorer's Apprentice scared the bejabbers out of me!
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12/20/2011 01:00:09 am
Um...I remember watching Zombieland with you and you can't handle Rudolph? I don't know you anymore. lol. Actually, it scared the crap out of me when I was little too. :)
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