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So you're writing a romance? Why would you do that?

11/29/2013

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This is a question I keep asking myself. Why in the world would I want to write a romance? They're easy to write, right? How hard can it be?

I mean, I've read plenty of them throughout my life (I went through a huge phase of Harlequin reading during my later teens), so why WOULDN'T I try my hand at writing one? I LOVE romance.

Woman meets man. Man meets woman. There's an attraction. Circumstances on both sides keep them apart. They find a way to be together, regardless of the obstacles in their way, and then the story ends with a happily ever after. TA-DA! And there you have it: a romance story. Easy-peasy. I even took a look at several sites to make sure I was doing it correct. Like at My Romance Story they actually wrote a post called How To Write Romance Fiction. At this point, I was about nine chapters into writing my own and I wanted to make sure I was on the right path. This is what I found:


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Well, HELLO! I'm an anyone and since I tend to write while wearing PJ's in the comfort of my own bed, this is perfect. Yay me!

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Read. Review. Enter To Win 1 of 3 $10 Amazon Gift Cards. 

11/27/2013

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Want to read the award winning novel DESERT RICE for FREE and be entered into a drawing where you may win one of three $10 Amazon gift cards? Of course you do. Just click on the picture over there <---and it will take you to where you need to go to make it happen. Super easy.

We authors are continually trying new ways in which to garner reviews for our books and to get our names out there in front of people. Reviews sell books. Reviews get us into certain promotional events. Reviews are important. Super important.

I happened to stumble upon Story Cartel
where authors offer their books for free for 20 days in exchange for honest reviews. Sounds easy and miraculous, right? Well... I have no idea if it will work or not, but I'm willing to give it a good try. The site is only a little more than a year old and the idea is incredible... if it works. I'm willing to do my part--tweet, facebook, and blog, since they suggest we do this--and then we'll see what happens from there.

So grab your copy. This opportunity will go away in 20 days. I'd love to get more reviews for this book (which happens to be my favorite of all my works). Maybe check out some other books over at Story Cartel while you're there.


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Two Different Projects. Two Different Chapters. 

11/26/2013

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I started one project and was a few chapters into it when other little voices started messing with me--another story idea. Now that The Zombie West Series is complete and the trilogy will be available on the 9th of December along with bonus stories and content, I figure why not? Why not write two books at once? So far, and I'm only a wee little ways into it, I'm enjoying myself. I can switch back and forth when I get stuck. Me likey :)

I posted on my Facebook page that I was thinking of letting everyone read the first chapters of these new projects, so here they are. Keep in mind, they are raw and unedited. I have several fabulous editors who make me look amazing, but unfortunately they only edit when the manuscript is completed. So forgive typos, missed words, and punctuation mistakes. I suck at that, but I try real hard. That counts, right?

ANYONE is a Young Adult book or will be and SANGUINE SANDS is a clean Adult Romance or will be. Let me know what you think. I'd love to know which story you want to know more about. That may push me to finish one over the other just that more quickly :)

ANYONE?

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CHAPTER ONE

The blast rocked the house on its foundation, exploding the windows inward. I covered my face with my arms and dove onto my mattress as tiny shards of glass pricked my skin. A loud rumble washed over me, almost deafening. I didn't dare raise my head, but when the shaking subsided a minute later, I peeked between my arms, unsure of anything. What in the world?

Pictures had fallen from the walls and lay broken on my carpet. The wall shelf dangled by one hook and swung side to side, all my trophies and souvenirs lay scattered below. My desk chair had tumbled over and large snowflakes flittered in through the broken windows to die a melted death on my warm floor. My curtains danced with the winter breeze.

Dad came to a skidding halt at my open door, his hand gripping the frame. "You okay?"

I wasn't sure and took a moment to examine my cut up arms and legs, mostly scratches, before nodding.

"Then grab your bag, Tess! Grab it now!"

"What's going on? What was that?"

"Just do it!" He disappeared down the hall, giving me no explanation.

Maybe I didn’t need to know what was happening or maybe he didn't know either, but either way, being told to grab my seventy-two hour kit was enough. I wasted no time and slid to my knees next to my bed and reached underneath to pull out the emergency duffle bag—clothes, toiletries, blanket, MRE's, my own compact Smith & Wesson I'd been given almost seven years ago for my tenth birthday—a gift I remembered being quite pissed about. I'd wanted an American Girl Doll.

I tugged my winter boots over my bare feet and threw a jacket over my nightgown just as Dad stopped in front of my door again. He didn't look at me, but continued to stare down the hallway, looking both ways. He waved me toward him. "Let's go!"

I hitched my bag onto my shoulders, but a tiny meow stopped me before I took my dad's outstretched hand. The orange and white ball of fluff trembled in the corner of my closet amid the large pile of dirty laundry I swore I'd wash but never seemed to get around to.

"Come here, Callie. Come here girl."

"Leave her, we've got to go!" Dad still wouldn't look at me.

I took a step toward the closet, ignoring him. "Come on, Callie. It's okay. Come on now." If I can just get her quickly....

"Leave the damn cat! We don't have time for this."

"She scared. I can't leave her!" She was my responsibility. How could I leave her to defend for herself when she could hardly remember to use the litter box on her own?

Dad released his breath and pushed me aside. The cat let out a chain of protests as he reached for the four month old kitten and grabbed her by the scruff of her neck. He shoved her into my arms. "Can we go now?"

I nodded, and he slipped his own bag onto his shoulder and darted down the hall.

I wrapped my coat around my terrified cat, doing my best to ignore her frantic claws as she wiggled around, seeming to find safety in the pit of my arm—a very sensitive place to be.

Dad already took off for the front of the house, but when I stepped into the hallway, my breath caught in my throat and my feet held me in place. Down the far end of the hall our house stood wide open. The wall lay in a crumbled mess, covering my dad's bed in sheetrock and aluminum siding. Snow blew in through the giant hole and dusted his overturned dresser. The ceiling lamp dangled from an electrical cord.

"Tess!"

I found my feet and turned in the opposite direction and made my way along the hall, away from the destruction, and followed after dad's voice. Most of the windows in the living room and kitchen were shattered, and my boots crunched the glass into the wooden floor as I passed over it. The microwave had fallen from the counter. Cupboards had dumped dishes and food alike on the floor and family pictures had fallen from nails. Mom's treasured curio cabinet, with all the knickknacks she'd collected before her death, lay face down—bits of broken ceramics and blown glass figures mixed together. I fought the urge to right the curio and save what I could—save her memories—but Dad called me to follow him. 

He climbed out the sliding doors toward the backyard. "Watch yourself!"

I angled my body sideways and avoided the jagged edges. I'd barely stepped onto the patio when he grabbed my hand and yanked me across the snow covered grass. Callie dug her claws into my side and hung on to my ribs. A yelp escaped my lips, but dad didn't stop pulling me away from the house, and Callie adjusted herself again and her sharp nails tore even further into my cold flesh. Maybe trying to save her had been a huge mistake.

Another boom caused the ground to tremble, and I nearly lost my footing, but dad held me upright and dragged me after him. Dark clouds mushroomed a few blocks away and rose into the sky. The crackling of fire and the smell of smoke rattled my senses as wisps of snow twirled around me and licked my lashes and stung my eyes.

He didn't have to tell me where we were headed, I knew, and when he knelt over the square metal door, partially hidden by shrubs and wild trees, a great sense of gratitude flooded over me for my doomsday father and his insane need to prepare for every possible end of the world disaster. Only now, it didn't seem so insane anymore.

He brushed the snow aside, popped the hatch, and lifted the door that led down into the darkened shelter. He tossed his bag inside and it landed with a resounding thump against the metal floor. "Go on!" He urged me forward. "The generator switches are on the left." He grabbed my bag and tossed it into the hole too.

I tried to adjust Callie, but she wouldn't retract her claws from my skin, so I ignored her the best I could and climbed down the ladder into the dark metal tube.

"Can you find the switch?"

I ran my hands over the cool interior of the bomb shelter, searching for the elusive switches that would bring the whole thing to life. The metal reminded me of a tin green bean can with all its rolling bumps—life in a giant vegetable can.

My fingers ran over the switches and I flipped them both upright. The florescent lights flickered and it took a moment for my eyes to adjust to the harsh light. "I got it!" The air system started to whirl, bringing fresh air from the outside into the underground bunker.

Callie released her mad grip on me and ran down my side to disappear under the couch. I couldn't have been more pleased.  

Dad knelt near the opening and looked down at me. "Don't open this door for anyone, do you understand? Not anyone."

"Wait! What? You're leaving me?" Panic gripped my chest and crushed my lungs. I reached for the ladder determined to climb back out. I'd rather fight against whatever was happening outside than being left alone down there.

"I've got to go for Toby, and once I find him, we'll be back."

Toby. My brother. How could I have forgotten him? Maybe because he was a giant asshole to me and an even bigger one to dad, but whatever. He was still my brother, even if the idea of spending any amount of time with him in an underground bunker sounded torturous. 

I let go of the ladder. Of course, Dad needed to find him, wherever he was—his girlfriend Kenzie's? Behind the MoviePlex smoking with his douche bag buddies? Or maybe he was hustling pool at Parker and James's bar? It shouldn't be that hard to find the loser. 

"We'll be back, I promise. It won't take long. Don't open the door unless you hear this." He gave the metal door a rap with his knuckles--my name in Morris Code. "Don't you come out, Tess. You stay put and we'll be back. Promise me that you won't open this door."

I nodded.

"Promise me!"

"I promise."

He paused, his hand on the square door. "Lock it from the inside. Every latch."

Panic began to rise in my chest again. "I will."

"I love you, Tess."


"I love you too." Tears welled in my eyes. "Please hurry."

With that, he lowered the door into place.



SANGUINE SANDS

PictureThis is the setting for the story. It's a real place in Utah. Any guesses as to where it might be?
(Chapter one doesn't read romance too much, so I thought you might like this chapter instead).

Chapter 10

"It's not what you think." Ian took Megan by the elbow and led her from the room. He didn't want to wake Claire and find himself smack dab in the middle of a rock and a hard place. Well, one worse than he was currently in.

"I should hope not. Not when I'm wearing this." She raised her left hand and flashed him the two carat diamond on her ring finger.

At the end of the hall, he dropped his hand from her arm. "Nothing is going on here that you need to be worried about. She used to live next door. We grew up together, and right now she's back in town, living with her father, Axel Willard. You remember him, right?"

Megan nodded as she folded her arms over her chest. "The old man next door? He's hard to forget."

"She's going through a lot right now. I don't know the whole story, but from the pieces I've gathered, it's not good. She got caught in the rain, and I offered for her to come inside and get dry. That's all."

"How nice of you, especially since she lives less than a hundred yards from here." Her arms fell to her side and she cocked her head. "Why invite her into your home and give her your clothes to wear? I'm sorry, but I don't get it. I'm having a hard time understanding why you didn’t just send her to her house."

Ian stepped closer and placed his hands on her upper arms, drawing her to him. "I'm having a hard time understanding why you don't believe me."

"Are you telling me that if you came to my apartment and found a man asleep on my couch, wearing one of my t-shirts, that it wouldn't bother you?"

Ian continued to hold her. "You're right. It looks bad, but I'm telling you that sometimes what something appears to be and what it actually is, are two different things all together."

She closed her eyes and shook her head. "I'm sorry, I know. I'm just... it just took me by surprise. You called your office and said you needed the day off, you didn’t explain, and there's a woman asleep on your couch wearing your clothes... what was I supposed to think?"

"You're supposed to think that I love you and that I'd never do anything to hurt you or hurt our relationship, and that there was probably a damn good explanation behind it all." He pulled her into his arms and held her. He knew firsthand what it was like to be lied to and cheated on, it hurt like hell, and he'd vowed that he'd never do that to someone else. "I think she got in an argument with her father, and if I hadn't invited her inside, she'd still be standing in the rain. She's about as stubborn as her dad is."

 "So now what?

He kissed the top of her dark curls and pulled back to look at her. "Honestly, I have no idea. It wasn't like I expected her to fall asleep."

"Can’t you just wake her up and send her home?"

Ian shook his head. "I kind of promised her dad I'd let her keep on sleeping for awhile." When Megan tipped her head to the side, he put his hands up. "I know, really I do, but if you believe in me and believe there's nothing going on here, then what harm is it to let her sleep? From what I gather, she hasn't been sleeping too well for quite some time. I'm only trying to do a nice thing here, that's all."

Megan sighed and ran her hand over his rough cheek. "Of course you are. You're a good guy, coming to everyone's rescue. A hero without a cape."

He knew that she wasn't mocking him, only reminding them of how they'd first met two years before. Her car had overheated on the side of the road and he'd stopped to lend her a hand. She'd called him a hero then, too.

"Well," she said. "I guess the right thing to do is let her sleep then."

"I guess so."

She seemed to think for a minute, looking past him before turning her eyes to his. "She isn't the girl, is she?"

He nodded, denying it wouldn't do anyone any good. "Yeah, that would be her."

She paused for as moment, staring at the floor before returning her eyes to his. "Then you wouldn't mind if I stayed, would you?"

He minded it quite a bit—his past mixing with his present didn't settle well with him—but he didn't say so. "You're more than welcome to stay."

She sighed again. "So, I'm thinking I could use a glass of wine. How about you?"

"It's not even ten in the morning."

Megan smiled and pushed past him toward the kitchen. "True, but wine doesn't know that."

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Claire rolled to her side and the leather couch groaned under her movements, forcing her eyes wide at the unrecognizable sound. She bolted upright and took in the crackling fireplace, the blanket draped over her, and the smell of garlic and onions floating in the air. The large clock on the wall chimed out the time—seven in the evening. What? No, no, no! That can't be right.

Outside the large pane window, the rain had ended, but scattered clouds dusted the darkening sky, confirming her fears. Embarrassment, humiliation, complete mortification gripped her, and she jumped to her feet ready to make a run for the door. No sorry, no thank you for your kindness, she just wanted to disappear and avoid seeing Ian all together, but lightheadedness forced her back to a sitting position. She hadn't eaten anything since... when? She couldn't remember.

"Hey, you're awake." Ian smiled from behind the counter that separated the kitchen from the living room. Steam rose from a pot he stirred. "Feeling hungry? I made spaghetti."

A dark-haired woman, standing at his side, lifted a bottle. "And I've got wine." She didn't wait for her answer, but poured the red wine into a glass and carried it across the room to where Claire sat and handed it to her. "Here you go."

"I... I really should be going." She placed the glass on the coffee table and ran a quick hand threw her wild tangled hair. The woman standing in front of her was absolutely beautiful—dark wavy hair, bright eyes, and her coordinated outfit, casual but fashionable, caused Claire to glance down at herself wearing the too big sweatpants and wrinkled t-shirt. She wanted to get out of there and stood again. "I'm sorry, I didn’t mean for this to happen. I... my family must be worried. I need to go." She did her best to fold the blanket, but gave up and tossed it over the arm.

"Your dad knows you're here. I told him." Ian turned off the stove and came around the counter. He stood next to the gorgeous woman and slipped an arm around her shoulders. "So stay. Have something to eat. Then you can go."

The woman smiled up at him before turning back to her, the smile still curving her lips. "Please. We have plenty."

His wife? She wore a ring, a nice sized one, on her left hand. It didn’t matter. It shouldn't matter, but it did. Only not in the way that maybe she's expected it to. She was happy for him, glad he found happiness with another person. That was all she'd ever wanted for him—happiness.

"Thank you, but no." She took several steps toward the door. "I've overstayed my welcome and this... this is just awkward. I'll make sure you get your clothes back." She grabbed the front door and tried to open it. It wouldn’t. She turned the lock and tried again. Still it remained closed.

Ian came forward, placed a hand on her arm and gently moved her to the side. He turned the lock back to its original position and opened the door for her. "You have to pull hard."

She couldn’t look at him. "Thanks, for this, for everything. Really, it was very kind of you."

"Let me walk you home, okay?"

Heavens no. "I'll be fine. Please go and enjoy your dinner." Before he could respond or insist upon walking her home, she hurried across the porch and down the stairs. The damp grass met her feet, but she crossed from his property and onto her father's, not worrying about the wetness that cooled her bare toes. She didn't look back, but could feel their eyes watching her They must really think I'm pitiful. Even as she thought it, she couldn't blame them.

***

Megan slipped her arms around Ian's waist. "That went really well, didn't it?"

He didn't say anything as he watched Claire climb her porch steps and disappear inside the house. He should've felt a sense of relief having her gone, but he didn't. Somehow he felt as if a missed opportunity had passed him by, an opportunity to correct some of the past, even though he really had no idea how he would have gone about doing that.

"Was she in an accident or something?"

He forced his eyes from Claire's closed door to look at Megan. "What?"

"The bruises, her eyes—was she in an accident?"

"No," he said. "It wasn't an accident."

When he didn't go on, she gave him a gentle squeeze. "Should we eat?"

"Yeah." He cast a quick glance at Claire's darkened window. A few seconds later, the light turned on and her shadow passed by it. "I'm sorry about canceling plans with your parents. We could always call them over and they could have dinner here, with us?"

She rose to her tiptoes and kissed him on the lips, a smile teasing her own. "We can have dinner with them another time. Besides, I'm not sure I'm all that hungry for spaghetti right now." She nibbled his lip.

"That so, huh?"

"Yeah, that's so." Her tongue traced his lips as she slipped her hands from his waist and tucked them in his back pockets. She gave his cheeks a gentle squeeze.

He pushed thoughts of Claire aside as his beautiful fiancé took his hand and led him back inside.




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12 Random Things About Me (I liked a Facebook Status, so Here we Are). 

11/20/2013

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There is a popular trend taking place on Facebook where people are given a number and then they have to come up with that many random things about themselves to share. I liked two status' because the random facts these people shared were pretty darn awesome, and now I need to share 12 things about myself (one person gave me a 9 and the other gave me 3 for a total of 12). But why just post it on Facebook when I can blog about it, right? Sure. Why not? This will be easy.

Okay, this is not easy. Twelve random things about me that you may or may not know about? Hmmm...


1). My very first kiss was when I was 16 yrs old. I was standing on a step that lead into my house when the boy leaned in and planted a kiss on my chin. Yep. My chin. He missed, and then we were both too embarrassed to say anything or try again. We broke up a week later.

2) Some might find this rather gross, but since I've been eating them since I was a little kid it just seemed normal. I really like peanut butter and mustard sandwiches. Always have. I prefer them to peanut butter and jelly (which I really don't care for) or for peanut butter and honey. Give me mustard.

3) I LOVE Indian food. I could eat curry every day for every meal. I love, love, love it. My fav! Coconut curry is the BEST!

4) On my father's side, my relatives have crazy last names like Basaraba and Hlibichuk. My great grandparents Monica and William Hlibichuk had an arranged marriage and they couldn't really stand each other, but they must have liked each other enough to have 13 children. I know a few Ukrainian words, because my grandma liked to teach me. I'm not very good though. If you have any of these surnames, leave a comment, maybe we're related! Wouldn't that be cool. Shut up, it would.

5) I took three years of French in high school and enough in college to get me a BA instead of a BS in English. I even went to Paris, France for my 40th birthday and couldn't really say much other than BONJOUR (with a crappy American accent). Thanks a lot education!

6) Speaking of college, I only failed two classes in the four years I went. Just two. That's not bad. I failed math (math is HARD) and I also failed Discovering Nature because I forgot to wear my glasses to take the final so every bird that flashed on the big screen looked the same--like a black bird. Well, more like a black speck, but I assumed they were birds since that's what we'd been studying and watching through binoculars all semester long. I failed BAD.

7) Speaking of nature, I don't really enjoy camping. Not really. Even more so now that I'm married and have kids. To me, it's not a vacation. It's just doing the same stuff I do at home--cooking and cleaning--but now I'm dirty and have to sleep on the ground. I don't mind nature. It's pretty. But I'd rather enjoy it from a nice decked out cabin or RV (of which I own neither).

8) I hate feet. Their nasty. I don't like touching them or anything. Yuck.

9) When I was a teen, I had three piercings in one ear and four in the other. They hurt. They hurt a lot. I used to have to fold my pillow in a U shape so I could sleep at night. I took out the most painful ones after I met my husband when I was 21years old. I guess I figured it was time. Now I only wear one pair of earrings and even then it's quite rare.

10) I've been to several concerts of all varieties. Just goes to show my love for music is all over the board. Let me see if I can list them: Depeche Mode
, Erasure (twice), The B52's, Nine Inch Nails, Billy Idol, Natalie Merchant, The Cranberries, Garth Brooks, Howard Jones. I haven't been to a concert since 1994. The one person I would love to see in concert would be PINK. I think she'd be great. UPDATE: I also went to see U2 just a couple of years ago. My husband reminded me of this.

11) If you looked inside my closet, you'd see a whole lot of black and gray.
Black is my favorite color followed by, yep, you've guessed it, gray. I'm not a huge fan of color. I do own a bit of red and a splash of yellow, but soooo little of it. I prefer black and have for years. Color is just too... colorful.

12) And finally, for number twelve *drum roll please* I have kissed only four boys/men in my life. Just four.
And of those four, three have grown up, moved on, and are now happily gay men. One is happily married to his partner, another is in a serious relationship, and the third hasn't been proven to be gay, but I'm quite certain of it. Like 97% sure. How's that for a track record? But it doesn't matter. Number four turned out to be a keeper and we've been married for almost 20 years now. So instead of kissing toads to find my prince, I guess I had to kiss several gay guys to find mine.

So how was that? It was only a little painful on my end. If you want to play this game too, just leave a comment and I'll give you your magical number. I'd love to pop over and read more about ya :) If you want to leave a comment, but don't want to play the game, then say DON'T GIVE ME NO STINKIN' NUMBER! I HATE THIS GAME! and I will respect your wishes.

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We writers are a weird bunch. I get that. But Really? REALLY?

11/19/2013

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Writers are quirky and strange and slightly nuts (okay, a lotta nuts), but we're also pretty dang AWESOME too. I mean, we write in our pj's, drink caffeinated beverages, are never alone because of all the voices in our head, and have the best imaginations EVER!

But I've watched a few shows/movies lately where a character, who is an author, made me cringe a little inside. Their antics don't help "improve" the writer/author image AT ALL! *shivers at the memory*

Yes, we're weird. I get that. But when I watch a television show, such as HART OF DIXIE where Joel, a new character this season who plays Zoe Hart's author boyfriend, acts like an idiot, I end up pulling a weird face and just shaking my head all the while thinking, "This guy totally annoys me. I hate him. The weirdo." That's not good. He is a total monkey butt. I should be like, "Hello, brother! How goes the writing." But instead, I keep hoping he'll be killed off already (there was a zipline episode where I had my fingers crossed, but unfortunately, it's not that kind of show).

So what is it about Joel that makes me hate him so much? Well, one of the first scenes with Joel is when he meets the Mayor, Lavon Hayes (Zoe's best friend), and finding out that the Mayor read his published book but gave him a negative review. Joel remembered the review and even the profile name of the person who'd left it. Who does that? Only INSANE writers, who shouldn't be writers, that's who. He then proceeded to follow Mayor Hayes around asking him for a reason for the negative review, and when the Mayor couldn't quite remember, he begged him to change the review, since he didn't have a valid reason for it. HELLO? That is horrible behavior. Do some authors do that? Of course they do, but NOT all authors act like that. In fact, many authors are very professional and act accordingly. Joel's portrayal makes us all look a bit stalkerish, crazy, and needy. Plus the guy carries around a desk lamp with him so he can write at a table in the middle of a busy bar. A BAR! He wanted to "set the mood." Yeah, as if that doesn't make us writers look any less weird.

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Then about a week later, I decided to watch some Netflix and decided to watch the movie Young Adult with Charlize Theron. HOLY MOLY! Let's talk about an author who is looney tunes! She is a NUTS to the extreme. She ghost writes a Young Adult series (thus the name for the movie) and she has strange superiority ideas. The series is going out of print, but she doesn't want to face it. She even tries to sign all the paperback copies in a bookstore to force the bookstore to keep the books so they can't return them to the publisher (signed copies can't be returned). But the whole movie is one that will make anyone, even non-writers, feel uncomfortable the entire time.

The premise for the movie is that she is going back home to reconnect with an ex-boyfriend who just so happens to be married with a new baby. In her mind, she believes they belong together and so she's going to "save" him from his prison-like marriage and the horribleness of having a kid. The whole movie is crazy, but wow, her antics as an author are pitiful and again puts authors in a very, very, very bad light.

As I've said before, writers/authors are a weird bunch, but really? REALLY? We're not THAT bad, are we? I have quirks and craziness, but I will state right here, right now, that I have NEVER carried a desk lamp around with me to "set the mood." That's going a little too far. I'm a nice person. I'm not psycho (well, I've never been tested, but the voices in my head tell me I'm normal).

I really hate these kind of author portrayals. We're not all conceited and shallow and into ourselves as these characters seem to be. So why do Hollywood writers think this is what we authors do? Where are the nice movies about totally sane writers? Anyone know of one good movie where the writer character is an awesome, decent, and rather sexy (why not) person? I'd like to wash this sour taste out of my mouth from watching these two shows. And please tell me we're not ALL crazy and nuts (just a little nuts is okay and expected--it's also fun).


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EARS *A FREE WRITING Exercise*

11/14/2013

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Don't think I don't notice that look in your eyes,
boredom when you stare at me.
I'm sorry you don't want to hear what I have to say.
My words don't interest you anymore.
I guess we'll continue to walk side by side,
saying nothing and everything at once.
If you're content with that,
then who am I to argue?
I will hobble my lip
just as you wish.
I don't need your ears anyway. 

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I'm a blog Hypocrite *HANGS HEAD IN SHAME*

11/12/2013

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I write blog posts. Okay, not very consistently, I admit, but I do write blog posts when the mood strikes me (a few times a month, so it seems). Some posts are about the business side of writing, some are about the creative side of writing, and others are about zombies... because zombies are cool and we simply can NOT have enough blog posts about them. We simply can not.

Where I've become a hypocrite with the whole blog process, is that I rarely tend to read blogs by other people. Horrible, huh? I used to. I used to devour blog posts like a hungry... zombie (<---I did not plan that pun, it just sort of happened. I would ask for your forgiveness, but I'm rather pleased with myself).

So what happened? What changed? Where I used to read dozens of blog posts a day, I now read maybe... zero a week. Every week. Yeah, zero.

I think a couple of things happened that made me a non-blog reader:

The first was that I used to follow hundreds of blogs. Seriously, hundreds. That's just too much, especially for a girl who has no organizational skills to file the blogs in any sort of logical way. I click FOLLOW, and that's about the extent of my organization. The second thing that happened, was that GOOGLE READER went away. It's gone. I'm sure they replaced it with something, but I have no idea what. I never looked into it. I was just like, "So now what?" And then I started playing Candy Crush (the devil's game, for those of you who may not be familiar). So all those blogs I had one time followed are now gone.

Thirdly, I've become a lot busier. I have deadlines to meet that just a few years ago, I didn't have. I used to have a lot of freedom. Not so much anymore. My time is limited (I shouldn't even be writing this blog. I have stuff to do. Stuff my publisher is waiting on me to finish... Shhh, don't tell him).

But the thing I've realized by no longer reading blogs is that I miss out on being part of the writing community--the "in-the-tenches-writing-community". I LOVED learning from other writers as well as watching their progress and success. I miss that. I miss that a lot. I'd like to delve back in, albeit, slowly. No hundreds of blogs for me, but more than zero would be a good start.

If you have a blog, whether it is a writing blog, author blog, or review blog, please leave a comment below with your link. If you know of a blog that you love or that has been helpful to you, leave that link as well. I'd love to check it out. If you know a way to organize these blogs--how to view and find them easily--please share that as well. I could use the organizational help.

This is my first step back into blog reading, and my attempt to not be a hypocrite. I can't be a blog writer and not a blog reader... it just doesn't seem right.

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