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MORE Cool Twitter BIO'S (That I wish I'd Thought Of) Part Two

6/24/2014

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If you missed the first post on Cool Twitter Bio's, you can check that out HERE.

Ahhh, Twitter! What's not to like about a social media site that allows you to tell the world what you're up to in 140 characters or less? It's cool, it's fun, and it's a great way to connect with people from around the world that you would otherwise never have the opportunity to know. Sweet, huh?

But today, we're talking about the awesomeness that can be your twitter bio. My twitter bio is pretty blah, but it gets the job done. You can click on the bird above and take a look, but honestly, I could have done better, and here are several examples of people who have done just that.

If you're not sure what to write, but still want to be funny and somewhat clever, you can always go this route:

@josh_deforest
Typical short, quirky, funny twitter bio....

OR

@rogerelion
(insert your favorite clever funny or deep and meaningful twitter bio here)

OR

@danii_kero You know what's funny about my bio? It says absolutely nothing but you can't stop reading it and you just lost 4 seconds of your life. You're welcome ^.^

Though fun, the above examples aren't as interesting or quirky as some others, but still, they are an option if you just don't know what to write.

But now, it's time to dive into some really clever, somewhat disturbing, and often times belly-grabbing bios. Deciding whether these are brilliant or bizarre, I will leave up to you to decide.


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Kiss & Tell (Writing Kissing Scenes)

6/19/2014

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Hmmm... kissing. Most people do it. Even babies give slobbery kisses. Dogs too--if you happen to have your face at their level to be licked. It's a strange thing we do, this putting our mouths on other people's mouths (Yeah, yeah... we humans do a lot of "things" but this is a PG blog and so we're sticking to kissing for now).

Writing kissing scenes in a novel is the HARDEST for me. It is. I don't write erotica or romance so I can only imagine how writing a steamy love scene would be (lots of giggling and weirdness on my part, I can only assume).

Kissing is a pretty intimate thing, and to portray those feelings on paper can be quite daunting. Especially, when you've never experienced fireworks, knees quaking, or electric sparks when kissing in real life.



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It's Not About you (Seth Godin)

6/10/2014

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I subscribe to Seth Godin's daily newsletter and quite often, his daily "musings" hit home. Today's advice did just that, and I felt the need to pass it along. It's THAT good.
It's not about you

Right in the front row, not four feet from Christian McBride, was every performer's bête noire. I don't know why she came to the Blue Note, maybe it was to make her date happy. But she was yawning, checking her watch, looking around the room, fiddling with this and that, doing everything except being engaged in the music.

McBride seemed to be too professional and too experienced to get brought down by her disrespect and disengagement. Here's what he knew: It wasn't about him, it wasn't about the music, it wasn't a response to what he was creating.

Haters gonna hate.

Shun the non-believers.

Do your work, your best work, the work that matters to you. For some people, you can say, "hey, it's not for you." That's okay. If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason.

It's sort of silly to make yourself miserable, but at least you ought to reserve it for times when you have a good reason.


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Writing tip Tuesday #3 (Advice from Dorothy Parker)

6/10/2014

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Tuesday Writing Tip #3
(This will be a weekly feature. Check back next Tuesday for tip #4)
Missed tips #1 and #2? You can find them HERE and HERE
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Oh, my goodness! I love her! Have you read any of her quotes? If not, I suggest you do. She's awesome. She is by far one of my favorite authors to quote. But back to this particular quote and the advice one would give to new writers...

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Writing Tip Tuesday (Tip#2 Advice From David Ogilvy)

6/3/2014

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Tuesday Writing Tip #2
(This will be a weekly feature. Check back next Tuesday for tip #3)
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Another way to put it:
Never fear to use little words. Big, long words name little things. All big things have little names, such as life and death, war and peace, dawn, day, night, hope, love, and home. Learn to use little words in a big way. -Anonymous

Who are you writing to? Who is your audience? Once you have figured that out, then gear your writing and vocabulary to them. All writers want to sound super intelligent and mega crafty, but throwing in large pompous words can turn your audience off to your writing. No one wants that. 

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