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GUEST POST BY: Mike Johnson (Website: Mike's Gear Reviews)
It has begun, the dreaded zombie apocalypse is upon us! Grab your survival gear as we give you the DON’TS of zombie survival disguised as good and seemingly logical ideas. Zombie Tactic Fail no. 1: First stop… The Gun Store! Unless some of you have been living under the proverbial rock, we all know that zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain or removal of the head. Of course it makes perfect sense to surround yourself abundant in guns and ammo so the first thing that comes to mind is to head out for a trip to the gun store. Why it will get you killed: You arrive at the venue to grab all the guns you can possibly carry then arm yourself to the teeth with the perfect in-and-out plan. Only to find yourself with everything BUT the guns. It did not occur to you that everyone else has the same idea. No weapons, just desperate people. Solution: Before the world goes awry, own a gun, in fact, you should have your own zombie stomping arsenal ready as early as last year. Zombie Hunting Arsenal: – Handguns / Revolvers – Shotguns – Machine Guns – Grenades – Crossbow – Knife – Hatchet – Katana – Side Note: Ideal for in-laws, and ex’s (of the Zombie variety, of course) – Baseball bat with barbed wire Note: Teach your family to safely use guns.
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