RDP Tuesday - "Worst Gift EVER"

It showed up on the porch
in a brown Amazon box. 
The label read:
To Angela
From "Your Secret Lover."
Exciting! 
He placed it under the Christmas tree
as is. 
No wrapping. No bow. 
He'd never done this before
and I was touched. 
How thoughtful.
Christmas morning came.
The brown Amazon box last. 
A smile on my face. 
Until, I held up the book inside titled
"How to Organize Your Home."
He couldn't be serious.
It made no sense.
The more he explained his reasoning, 
where he heard about the book and author - on NPR -
I realized, the book was never for me.
He'd bought it for himself.
Much like many of the gifts he'd given to me over the years. 
But this one, he needed very much (thank god, this time) - 
the man was, and most likely still is, a mini-hoarder.
Worst gift ever. 

Rag Tag Tuesday Prompt: GIFT

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